jellycrow:

taedisplay:

kerokamina:

innervenom:

savedmyselffromthedragon:

karnythia:

signalfire90:

cesaret:

“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”

I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.

To this day, I still have absolutely no idea if he actually did the right thing by shooting little Tiffany. His story was very convincing…

I totally bought that he was right.

I always though this was about not demonizing people based on how they look, instead focussing on what they do.

Wow

THAT’S RIGHT AGENT J

This basically sums up why some cops are not cut out for their jobs

(Source: kazuos)

(Source: queenstemptation)

Regina and Emma have a great heart-to-heart… where they’ve never face-to-face.

[X]

Over the phone?

'I'll call Regina'

(via adelinawp)

Emma: <ring ring>
Regina: <”Love Song for a Savior” by Jars of Clay plays as ringtone> *eye roll. plus tear rolls down cheek*
Emma: <ring ring>
Regina: *Answers* Swan, I told you to leave me alone.. your meddling has cost me dearly, and I don’t appreciate…
Emma: *Drunk and slurry* Regina, maybe it’s fate.
Regina: What are you talking about? Are you drunk?
Emma: Yes, no- I’m finally thinking clearly. It’s fate that I brought Marian back…maybe you’re not *supposed* to be with Robin.
Regina:
Emma:
Regina: What are you saying?
Emma:  I should be with you. We should be together. I’ve seen how much you’ve changed and I like the person you’ve become.
Regina: Emma, I don’t know…
Emma: Think about it. What do you really want?
Regina: *gasps*
Regina: I want…*life flashes before eyes; mouth drops open in shock*
Regina: ….you.

(via exquisitliltart)

eymeerey:

Look who was on jeopardy today!

eymeerey:

Look who was on jeopardy today!

templeofloki:

Interviewer: Tom, you are one of the biggest stars in world cinema at the moment…
He’s so taken aback and there are no cups of tea readily available bless his heart

(Source: matafari)

accio-potterheadss:

10 years
9 Weasleys
8 movies
7 books
6 years at Hogwarts
5 escapes
4 houses
3 friends
2 sides
1 story
0 post on Sundays

slipandstumble:

heatherbat:

ineedmasculism:

kajiraraven:

mr-cappadocia:

I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

So you don’t believe women exist?

Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

Somebody get him some ice.

okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.

10/10

(Source: mr-cappadocia-archives)

heyitspj:

VISA was doing a campaign today

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

Get it together. Control it. Don’t feel, don’t feel, don’t feel.

(Source: a-world-of-our-very-own)

http://getnakedinalake.tumblr.com/post/98203618656/justadashofsarcasm-deluxetoaster-can-we

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support…

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

ask-gallows-callibrator:

tebianco:

winchesterson:

perplexingly:

geosaurus:

perplexingly:

Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do

image

Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo

Maybe they sleep like camels…image

or cats…

image

or…. uh… snakes?

image

Yeeeeaaaaah

Or maybe they sleep on trees

image

There is nothing about this post I don’t love

maybe they sleep like bats

image

FUCK I LOVE ALL OF THIS

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

(Source: enraptored)

tracy-rachel:

elviswithoutthetassels:

AU in which Jane overhears Maura “relaxing”

(Source: morgue-legs)